Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
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quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
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I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
Randomize