Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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