eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Randomize
