I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
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He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
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I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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