I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
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