No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
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