Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
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