you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
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