Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
She even gives head with a lisp.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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