You made me cry and you don't even care
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
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woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
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