My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Randomize
