You made me cry and you don't even care
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
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I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
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My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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