I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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