they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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