jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
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And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
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I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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