i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
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