Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
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Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
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Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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