You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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