Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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