I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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