I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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