My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
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Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
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In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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