this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
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We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
your like the ambassador to my penis.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
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I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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