I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
sex in a hospital.. check
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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