Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Im just a social blackout drinker.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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