do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
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yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
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Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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