Fuck appropriateness.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
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Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
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Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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