Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
ugly people sure do ruin things
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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