its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
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I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
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Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
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