Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
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It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
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I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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