what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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