She said her name was "party"
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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