Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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