..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
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i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
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He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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