Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Randomize
