That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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