Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
