so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
sex in a hospital.. check
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
So much Jack, so little girl.
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