Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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