this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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