I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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