I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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