watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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