what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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