her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I wish i was in the wii world.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
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