WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
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Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
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you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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