the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Randomize
