I can feel you judging me through the phone.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
