Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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