what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
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Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
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the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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