dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize
