Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
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