My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
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yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
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I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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