They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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