6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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