honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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