She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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